|—||Ed Sheeran (via faireyre)|
A tongue has no bones but it can break a heart.
Lost a $10 bill last night and couldn’t find I for the life of me. Until little Ava came out of hiding, that is
Khajiit has quick fingers.
how to shop in two steps :
Man’s worst enemy
The Silent Battle
This is in my town
police officer: you're under arrest for shooting someone in the chest
me: whoever made the rhyme did the crime(:
police officer: haha i have to give you credit for that one dude you're off the hook